Here I go again with some philosophical answers – somebody stop me!
This is a follow-up from the previous post, found here!
So, why did the chicken cross the road? For the last time!
Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken’s dominion maintained.